I'll never top aggressive virgins.

(Bouncy; bass driven; very Electric Six; Lots of gusto; 6/6 time signature - I think)

Have you ever been to medieval town?
On the road to Gold and trade?
Up to your EYES in elf maidens
Just there for you to fornicate!

(Spoken) Y'know what I'm sayin'?

You're talkin' to some girl, who
Reminds of your dead mother
When she SHOWS you somethin' in her pants
That makes more like your brother

(Spoken) Don'tcha hate when that happens?

(4/4 time signature for chorus)

I'm talkin',
Blue girls, in big black boots
Green girls, to be the envy of you
Exotic ladies, of all shapes and size
Doin' things, that would make Prince cry
No matter how kinky or erotic I be

I ain't never going to top an aggressive virgin

(HUH!)

Taverns and ale, chasin' pixey tail
On my journey for REVENGE
I got a sob story, I'll hog all the glory
I named my sword the MASAMUNEEEE!

AND FINALLY

I reel in my fish, we go for the kiss
She's stradling my S~IDES!
I maintain my control, as I go for the goal
When she whispers me all, (Spoken) "(( brb, wife aggro ))"

(Spoken) Blue balls aaaaagain? What's a Shaman gotta do to get his totem wet, y'all?

(Guitar solo)

(Chorus)

I'm talkin',
Blue girls, in big black boots
Green girls, to be the envy of you
Exotic ladies, of all shapes and size
Doin' things, that would make Prince cry
No matter how kinky or erotic I be

I'll never top aggressive virgins

(Spoken) It just ain't gunna happen, man, I tell you. Them Trolls girls ain't got nothing they want from me, not when Sir Pissthis Skullfornicator is lookin' the demon who killed his parents! And who does this guy think he is? Dark Lord Malkeyon Skyrunner, leader of the underworld? How am I gunna compete with THAT? (Fades) Every time man, I tell ya, every time. . .