Y'know what really pisses me off? Herpes. Herpes commercials are really freaking annoying. Some stupid bitch is climbing mountains and riding bikes and running through sand with her hunky slice of man meat, and screaming on about how she has herpes. Big freaking deal, so you're a whore? I don't care. Now there is a point where my feelings go from apathy to pure rage - and an internet banner pushed me over that point.
"Herpes - Does it mean no more sex?" I should sure as fuck hope so. Listen, herpes isn't like AIDs. For one, it didn't take Freddie Mercury from us, and for two, herpes doesn't just "happen". For a disease, you'll have a hard time getting sympathy from me for having herpes. In fact, I think they're a nice mark that someone shouldn't sleep with your loose ass.
STDs wouldn't be such a plague if people would learn to fucking master themselves. How 'bout this little tip - if there's someone who you only like spending time with when you're connected via sexual organ, you probably shouldn't have sex with them. Proof that we were meant to be monogamist is in that being a swinger, more times than not, gets you sick or dead. Take a fucking hint, assholes.
Now I'm going to switch to another topic closely related to this one; Ex-convicts in the forms of sexual deviants. Why is it that all females (and most males) seem to think that the ideal punishment for rape is a few years in prison, and then to be watched their entire life? They want to put TRACKING DEVICES on ex-convicts that have been convicted of sexual deviances - ergo completely ignoring the freedoms that this country was founded on. I have a better idea. How about, instead of using advanced satellite tracking technology to pointlessly follow around now-innocent people, why don't we just make the initial law stricter? What the hell do you think someone is going to do when they're being watched and shunned? Rape, dipshit. Make the first sentence so insane, that no one will want to rape, let alone, rape again. I'm friggin' a genius.
Also, what is with Pornotube being filled with guys filming their penises? Seriously.
Sooner or later, God'll cut you down,
Cheers.
Wednesday, March 7, 2007
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